BANGTAN CHOREOGRAPHY: "Butter (Holiday Remix)" Dance Practice

This is how I imagine the concept meeting for this went:

BigHit staff: "Okay, guys, we're going to do a dance practice video for 'Butter'."

BTS: "But we've already done one. In fact, we've done two. Three, if you count the 3J one."

BigHit staff: "This is for the Holiday Remix, guys. Totally different."

BTS: "Okay, what do you want us to do?"

BigHit staff: "Well, you're going to wear Christmas sweaters, obviously. And Christmas headgear. Like reindeer and Santa Clauses and Christmas bunnies."

BTS: "What the hell are Christmas bunnies?"

BigHit staff: "Jungkook will explain it to you. And maybe we'll get some tinsel to casually wrap around one shoulder, like you just won a pageant."

BTS: "..."

BigHit staff: "And you'll do the 'Butter' choreo, which you guys have perfected. But obviously since it's the Holiday Remix and it's, you know, for Christmas, you'll have to be extra cute and joyous and FESTIVE AS FUCK, okay? Yes, even you, Yoongi. Make it feel like there's no better time of the year than Christmas."

BTS: "But we'll be in quarantine when it's released."

BigHit staff: "There will be Christmas lights and wreaths and garlands and shit in the background. And BALLOONS, guys."

BTS: "Wait, aren't those the same balloons that you use for our birthday V Lives?"

BigHit staff: "Remember, guys, EXTRA FESTIVE. ENDEARINGLY festive. Big smiles. The BIGGEST of smiles. CHRISTMAS SMILES."

BTS: "What the fuck is a Christmas smile?"

BigHit staff: "It's for ARMY. DO YOU WANT ARMY TO BE SAD?"

BTS, sighing: "Fine, let's just put on these ugly sweaters. We'll look cute in them, anyway."

BigHit staff: "Exactly. It'll be effortless for you guys. You've done way more cringy shit."

Jungkook: "DIBS ON THE CONFETTI POPPER! AND THE BUNNY EARS!"