Run BTS!: Episode 131

THE. UTTER. CHAOS.

[Debating over crunchy vs. soggy cereal] 

Namjoon: "What consonants does 'crunchy' have?"

Jin: "'C.'"

Namjoon: "'C' is in both, right?"

Hobi: "You're right."

Namjoon: "I am! So, cereal and crunchy are one. That is my claim."

Yoongi: "RM is misleading all of us with a weird remark!"

Namjoon: "Then what is the truth, Mr. Soggy?"

Yoongi: "The truth is, why do we add milk to cereal? Think about it." 

Jungkook: "To soften it?"

Yoongi: "It's to make it soft! Right now, RM is turning away from the truth and causing trouble to society!"

Hobi: "If you want your cereal soggy, what are you going to do during that time? Are you going to wait until it gets soggy?"

Yoongi: "Then how do you eat ramyeon? How do you wait 3 minutes?!"

Tae: "Do you eat ramyeon crunchy as well?"

Jimin: "I'd like to say that you're crossing the line!"

Jungkook, quietly: "Oh, that's logical."

Jin: "But ramyeon is supposed to be cooked!"

Yoongi: "Everyone, I cook my cereal!"

Yoongi: "Everyone, cereal is baked so that it can be stored for longer. Don't forget the purpose."

Jimin: "That's right!"

Jin, on opposing team: "Then why don't you just soak your chips, too?!"

Yoongi: "Oh! How did you know that I do that?"

Jimin: "You got me, too."

Jin: [speechless]

[Debating over black bean noodles with an egg vs. with peas] 

Tae: "What do people eat more, eggs or peas?"

Team Eggs: "Eggs!"

Tae: "That proves that peas are rare items!"

Jungkook: "They're not rare, they're common."

Yoongi, out of nowhere: "People rage when they see peas!"

Jimin: "People can get by without peas, but life gets tough without eggs!"

Hobi: "I don't like animals being in pain. Chickens- "

Jungkook, pointing at Hobi: "He just had pork earlier!"

Hobi: *giggling*

Yoongi: "That's right, everyone! He had tangsuyuk and ordered extra!"

Tae: "Don't you think chickens should at least get to see their kids?"

Hobi: "Chickens' children are precious, too."

Tae: "Why do we keep stealing them away?"

Yoongi: "The eggs we eat are unfertilized!"

Namjoon: "Oh, that's true. There are unfertilized eggs."

Tae: "Then promise me that you'll only eat unfertilized eggs!"

Tae: "Alright, everyone. Do you know what the important thing is?

Yoongi: "What is it?"

Tae: "It's not peas or eggs that matters. What's important is that we can eat in happiness."

[Debating over soft peaches vs. firm peaches] 

Yoongi: "Do you know why nectarines aren't popular? It's because they're firm."

Jungkook: "That's right!"

Yoongi: "Therefore, peaches have to be soft!"

Hobi: "Don't you peel your peaches? When you peel soft peaches, it's so frustrating because they're so slippery and juicy."

Jimin: "You made a great point just now."

Jungkook: "What's in fruit? Juice."

Namjoon: "That's right."

Jungkook: "And where you can find more juice? When they're very ripe. Juicy fruits are those that are completely ripe."

Tae: "Actually, firm peaches are fresh peaches. Peaches get soft right before rotting."

Jin: "Soft peaches are almost rotting?"

Tae: "Fresh peaches are firm, and when they begin to rot-"

Namjoon: "Objection."

Tae: "-you're basically eating rotten peaches!"

Well, good thing none of them are lawyers. 😂