Run BTS! 2020: Episode 103

Team Leader: Yoongi a.k.a. Suga, 27. Lead rapper, producer, straight shooter, secretly adorable, great at cooking.
Avatar #1: Jimin, 24. Main dancer, lead vocalist, ultra-cute, giggles a lot, unintentionally funny, okay-ish at cooking.
Avatar #2: Namjoon a.k.a. RM, 25. Leader, main rapper, producer, ultra-clumsy, King of Destruction, terrible at cooking.

[Entering the kitchen]
Jimin: "It's so scary to be here... because we're no good at cooking..."
Namjoon, very seriously: "Jimin, imagine how terrified I must be."

[RM randomly doing air kicks]
Yoongi, on the walkie-talkie: "Namjoon, don't do that."
Namjoon: "Okay, you don't want me to do anything." *stands still with hands clasped together*
Yoongi: "Safety is the absolute priority for you."

[After switching avatar roles]
Yoongi, on the walkie-talkie: "Namjoon, don't chop that. Go wash some garlic."
Jimin, relaying instructions to Namjoon: "No chopping for you. Wash the garlic."
[Caption: Giving safer missions to RM]

[J-Hope checking on the team in the kitchen]
J-Hope: "Namjoon is doing great, by the way."
Namjoon: "I'm great at delivering the instructions."
J-Hope: "You really are doing well."
Namjoon: "That's the least I can do."

[After mixing up instructions multiple times]
Namjoon: "I never knew adding garlic was so hard."
Yoongi, on the walkie-talkie: "Namjoon, go into the corner and think about what you've done."

[Yoongi, backstage giving more instructions]
Yoongi, on the walkie-talkie: "Is it fully cooked?"
Jimin, relaying instructions to Namjoon: "Flip it when it's fully cooked."
Namjoon: "I'll leave it to cook all the way then."
Jimin: "You have to check!"
Namjoon: "Right, I have to check... How do I check?"
[Namjoon stares closely at the jeon in the pan]
Jin, from backstage: "LOL, are you using X-ray vision?"

[During the plating stage, Jimin and Namjoon find the infamous squirrel bowl]
Yoongi, on the walkie-talkie: "Jimin, please plate the rest."
J-Hope: "Make it look as if the squirrel is bathing in the jjigae."
Namjoon: "It's taking a warm bath."
J-Hope: "How warm! The squirrel is at a hot spring."
Yoongi, over the walkie-talkie: "Let's call it, 'Squirrel back from the dead.'"
Jimin: "Trapped in kimchi stew."
[Jimin puts a clear bowl on top of the squirrel bowl filled with steaming kimchi jjigae]
J-Hope: "It's... basically like a sauna in there. The squirrel is at a sauna."

[Watching J-Hope taste the food for judging]
Jimin: "It's fine, we weren't going for a good score on the taste, anyway."
Yoongi, looking around the kitchen: "But we're not hygienic, either."
Namjoon: "Our teamwork! Our teamwork was good!"
Jimin: "We were great together! We had amazing teamwork!"
[Namjoon and Jimin hug each other in solidarity]
Yoongi: "Gordon Ramsay would've slapped you all."

Okay, BTS is hilarious all the time, but never more than when they are in the kitchen. I didn't think this Avatar Cooking thing could get any funnier, but fuck, my face HURTS from laughing.