Friday Five: Pew slag

This week's Friday Five:

1. What recently made you proudest of yourself? Getting a job offer on the spot at the job interview I had on Monday for a position I really wanted. (I accepted.)
   
   
2. Whom do you envy? The winner of the last Lotto Max jackpot. I mean, I don't know if $70 million can buy happiness, but it can't hurt to try.
   
   
3. When did you most recently express wrath? I try not to express wrath often because I have high blood pressure, but probably last week when dealing with an insufferable, irrational, jackass customer at the bank. Of course, it's always internal wrath, but I was very, very close to lashing out. It's why I am so fucking glad I finally got to quit the bank. Dealing with people over their financial woes is a whole different type of customer service hell.
   
   
4. What do you eat when you are too slothful to prepare something or to get takeout? Grilled cheese, or toast with butter and honey if I want something sweet.
   
   
5. What or whom do you lust for? You would think I'd say BTS, right? But no, I don't actually lust after them. I think they're extremely attractive, of course, but I have a strong desire to be besties with them rather than actually date or have sex with any of them. I actually lust after fictional characters way more often than real people. Some that come to mind are: Marcus Flutie from the Jessica Darling novel series, Four from the Divergent novel trilogy, Lee Suho from True Beauty, Moon Gangtae from It's Okay to Not Be Okay, Park Saeroyi from Itaewon Class, Hong Dusik from Hometown Cha-Cha-Cha...