Makeup and Beauty Blog: Monday Poll, Vol. 625

This week's Monday Poll:

1. Pick one:
   
   • Let me put on some pants. Sweatpants or jammy jams. Unless I'm taking a shower, I pretty much have to be wearing pants at all times. I'm weird about that.
   • Let me take off these pants.
   • What the heck are pants?
   
   
2. I am more likely to survive...
   
   • Going to Target Walmart. I mean, I haven't actually tried, but it's a mental game. The trick is to make a list and get in and out. No dilly-dallying. And to wear a mask and gloves. And quite frankly, if they don't have something, I'll just go to Shoppers Drug Mart. Or order online.
   • Going to battle in Thunderdome.
   • Honestly, neither.
   
   
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking...
   
   • Lemon bars. 'Cause I love myself a good lemon bar.
   • Chocolate chip cookies.
   • Shit pies to serve to all my enemies.
   
   
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks...
   
   • Pretty darn great. 
   • Like a mutant spider is about to bite my face.
     
     I'm gonna say somewhere in the middle, 'cause I've only ever put false lashes on myself like, twice. I struggled a bit, but it turned out okay. I'm excellent at putting lashes on other people, though, and have the dexterity and know-how to apply them on myself. So I'd say with a bit of practice, I'd be excellent.
   
   
5. I left the house today...
   
   • Without wearing a real bra.
   • Without my purse.
   • Without my mind.
   • With a cat in a baby stroller.
     
     Uh, none of the above because I didn't leave the house today. I woke up with a stuffy nose, scratchy throat, sinus headache, and itchy/burning eyes. It is officially allergy season, y'all. I called in sick to work because we're not allowed to go in if we have any symptoms of cold or flu. Just got an e-mail back from my manager saying to stay home until I am symptom-free, so... I could be in quarantine for the rest of the week. But I've taken some allergy medication and my symptoms seem to be less severe right now. CROSS FINGERS.
   
   
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra...
   
   • Popcorn.
   • M&M's.
   • Cookie crumbs.
     
     Um, none of the above because I don't drop things into my bra... Although if I were the type of person to accidentally drop food into my bra, I'd say popcorn because I eat it more often than the other two options.