Showing posts with label Run BTS!. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Run BTS!. Show all posts

Run BTS! 2.0: BTS' Trip Ep. 3 — The Great Foot Volleyball Showdown

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Tuesday, May 5, 2026

To summarize the episode:

"Yah, your foot's got a little anger in it!" — Jungkook

"I laughed so hard, I'm all out of energy." — Jimin

It is always a good time when BTS plays foot volleyball.

Run BTS! 2.0: BTS' Trip Ep. 2 — You've never kneeled with your hands up for an hour, have you?

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Friday, May 1, 2026

Jungkook: "How about this, then? Each member picks someone and shares an idea that suits them."
Taehyung: "Uh, even if that member doesn't want to do it?"
Jungkook: "Yep. You can only listen. Listen without saying a word."
Yoongi: "We're just suggesting ideas."

Jin: "For Jimin, I think climbing the Himalayas would suit him."
Jimin: [stunned silence]
Jungkook: "You can't say anything about it, Jimin."
Namjoon: "Oh, this is how it works?"

Taehyung: "For Yoongi, I say pole dancing."
[Everyone cracks up]
Yoongi: "That'd suit me very well."
Taehyung: "Apparently, it's great for your health."
Yoongi: "It gets your blood flowing right away."

Hoseok: "I'd like to see Jin have a really serious conversation."
Taehyung: "He's actually really serious when you talk to him one-on-one."
Yoongi: "It can be something like his thoughts on the AI industry."
Jin, looking exhausted: [pinches nose bridge]
Namjoon: "Right, or his thoughts on the current Korean society."
Hoseok: "Something very intellectual."
Jimin: "Wait a minute. But why is mine climbing the Himalayas?"

Namjoon: "If we want to make Hoseok suffer, it would have to be something like, 'wear the same outfit for a whole month.'"
Hoseok: [loudest groan ever]

Taehyung: "I'd have to say personal colour analysis for Jungkook."
Jungkook: "But I did want to try that!"
Taehyung: "He only ever wears black."
Namjoon: "So he can't wear black and has to wear red, blue, purple, and green."
Jungkook: [looking scandalized]
Jimin: "How about something like a stunt show for Jungkook?"
Namjoon: "Or finding something Jungkook can't do?"
Taehyung: "He actually can't do a lot of things."
Namjoon: "Like what?"
Jin: "Jungkook's scared of things like elevators breaking down."
Namjoon: "Ah… But I'm scared of that, too."
Yoongi: "Wouldn't anyone be scared of that?"
Jin: "No, I mean, he actually gets scared every time he rides an elevator."
Jimin: "Wait a minute, everyone. You're all giving such serious thought to each member, but for me, it's off to the Himalayas?"

Jin: "Namjoon's should be something like boxing against a professional boxer. And fight until he wins."
Yoongi: "So you're basically telling him to die."
Namjoon: "Hey, if you don't want me in the group anymore, just say so."
Jin: "He could win, though!"
Yoongi: "No, there's no way he can win."

Taehyung: "Can I share something I've been thinking about?"
Everyone: "Yeah, of course."
Taehyung: "So, the last time we kneeled with our hands up for an hour was in elementary school."
Yoongi: "That's too cruel."
Taehyung: "I really want to try it."
Namjoon: "They don't do that in schools anymore. It's against the law."

Jimin: "You know what? I'm going to sleep next to you."
Jin: "Jimin?"
Jimin: "Yes?"
Jin: "Do you hear yourself right now?"
Jimin: "But I love you, Jin."
Jin: "This has nothing to do with love."
Jimin: "C'mon, baby."

I'm not sure what route Run BTS! 2.0 is taking, but it's currently like Bon Voyage meets In the Soop meets a podcast and I'm totally here for it.

Run BTS! 2.0: BTS' Trip Ep. 1 — BTS' Room Assignment Saga

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Thursday, April 23, 2026

This is basically the comeback of Bon Voyage (except with no destination… and it's FREE!!!) and I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK FOR THE NEXT EPISODE. HOW DARE THEY ONLY GIVE US 25 MINUTES??!?

Run BTS! 2.0 Brainstorming Session

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Tuesday, April 7, 2026

So, basically, all we know about Run BTS! 2.0 is that Yoongi's gonna start a band.

Run BTS! 2.0 Teaser

on
Monday, March 30, 2026

I had been watching Run BTS! since 2017 (RIP Naver V Live) and for many years, it had been the one thing I looked forward to every single week. When they finally enlisted, I had mourned the end of it in 2023. We didn't know if and when it would ever come back. BUT IT HAS FINALLY BEEN RESURRECTED!!! 

BTS is single-handedly saving 2026, y'all.

Run BTS! 2023 Special Episode — Mini Field Day, Part 2

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Tuesday, February 21, 2023

  • Quote of the day: "He broke at farts."
  • I have learned one important lesson about slippery soccer: A goal is a goal is a goal. 
  • Jimin has a disproportionate amount of foam on his body.
  • He's really the star of the show today. 
  • Seriously, though, if these were real competitions, I'd be a sports fanatic. 
  • Sigh. I'm really going to miss Run BTS!. But I will wait patiently for its return, no matter how long that may be.

Run BTS! 2023 Special Episode — Mini Field Day, Part 1

on
Tuesday, February 14, 2023

Hobi: "Okay! We have the brackets right here. You just need to pick [numbers] for the brackets."
[While picking numbers]
Hobi: "Please. Let's just avoid Jungkook."
[After all the members have picked their numbers]
Hobi, looking at the board: "Oh, but the brackets came out really well!"
Jin, who got Jungkook as an opponent: "You would say that it came out well. Because you didn't get Jungkook."

GOD, I LOVE BTS FIELD DAY.

Run BTS! 2023: Special Episode — Next Top Genius, Part 2

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Tuesday, January 10, 2023

"Those who have nothing to lose are the scariest."

Ah, wise words from Yoongi as always.