Run BTS! 2022: Special Episode — Fly BTS Fly, Part 1

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Tuesday, October 11, 2022

[Instructor does a flip in his hammock]
Namjoon: "Wow, my head would have cracked just now."

[BTS all eyeing the instructor's ultra-muscular body]
Yoongi: "But did you make that body with flying yoga?"
Instructor: "Um..."
Jin: "He probably works out, right?"
Namjoon: "What if he pumps a lot of weights at home?"
Instructor: "Flying yoga works out the entire body, so..."
Namjoon: "So those are muscles that were made in action."

[Jungkook swinging faster and faster on his hammock on his stomach]
Jungkook: "Wheeeeee!"
BTS: [dying of laughter]
Jimin, to the instructor: "I apologize."
Instructor: "Oh, it's fine."
Yoongi: "Hey! Be sincere about this! Be sincere!"

[Starting the warm-up]
Hobi: "Wooow, I can't do this right now!"
Tae: "Oh... I don't think I can do this...?"
Namjoon: "I think I'm going to die. It's already hard!"
Instructor: "And from there, we're going to pull our toes in and push our heels out."
BTS, except Jimin: "Aaaaahhhhhhhh!"
Instructor: "Now, we're going to point the toes and stretch out the top of our feet."
Hobi: "Oh god, I think my legs are going to cramp."
Instructor: "Without your back collapsing, pull in your toes again and then point them out again."
Jimin: [totally at peace]
Yoongi: "Aside from Jimin right now..."
Jungkook: "Oh, Jimin would be good at this."
Hobi: "Right, none of us can do this except for Jimin."

[Starting the first exercise]
Hobi: "No wonder they told us not to eat. I feel like vomiting. I drank coffee and it's about to come up!"

[Instructor teaches them a position that requires a 180-degree leg split]
Namjoon: [gasps]
Jungkook: "Uh, wait a minute!"
Yoongi: "We can't even do that on the ground!"

BTS doing flying yoga (or, you know, attempting to) is something I never knew I needed.
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