[Instructor does a flip in his hammock]Namjoon: "Wow, my head would have cracked just now."[BTS all eyeing the instructor's ultra-muscular body]Yoongi: "But did you make that body with flying yoga?"Instructor: "Um..."Jin: "He probably works out, right?"Namjoon: "What if he pumps a lot of weights at home?"Instructor: "Flying yoga works out the entire body, so..."Namjoon: "So those are muscles that were made in action."[Jungkook swinging faster and faster on his hammock on his stomach]Jungkook: "Wheeeeee!"BTS: [dying of laughter]Jimin, to the instructor: "I apologize."Instructor: "Oh, it's fine."Yoongi: "Hey! Be sincere about this! Be sincere!"[Starting the warm-up]Hobi: "Wooow, I can't do this right now!"Tae: "Oh... I don't think I can do this...?"Namjoon: "I think I'm going to die. It's already hard!"Instructor: "And from there, we're going to pull our toes in and push our heels out."BTS, except Jimin: "Aaaaahhhhhhhh!"Instructor: "Now, we're going to point the toes and stretch out the top of our feet."Hobi: "Oh god, I think my legs are going to cramp."Instructor: "Without your back collapsing, pull in your toes again and then point them out again."Jimin: [totally at peace]Yoongi: "Aside from Jimin right now..."Jungkook: "Oh, Jimin would be good at this."Hobi: "Right, none of us can do this except for Jimin."[Starting the first exercise]Hobi: "No wonder they told us not to eat. I feel like vomiting. I drank coffee and it's about to come up!"[Instructor teaches them a position that requires a 180-degree leg split]Namjoon: [gasps]Jungkook: "Uh, wait a minute!"Yoongi: "We can't even do that on the ground!"
BTS doing flying yoga (or, you know, attempting to) is something I never knew I needed.
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