[Reading the 'Wanted' poster on the wall]Yoongi: "'Wanted. We're on a search for thieves who stole the ARMY Bomb Headstone.'"Namjoon: "'Tall and handsome.'"Yoongi: "Well, for starters, I'm not tall. I must not be a thief, then."Hobi, accusing Namjoon, the tallest member: "Magistrate!"Yoongi: "If you say 'tall'..."Namjoon: "Let me just say something. It also says 'handsome.' Then I find this man-" *points and Jin* "- suspicious."[Sees the guards coming]Jungkook: *swiftly runs the other direction*Taehyung, pulling out his fake plastic sword: "Hold on. My mustache fell off." *fixes fake mustache* "Are you trying to fight me?! Sure. Bring it on! I'll carve you out!" *backs up slowly and runs away*Taehyung, still wearing his fake beard and mustache: "I need to fix my hair and makeup. Should I go and shave?"Jimin: "Is something wrong? Where are you headed?"Taehyung: "I'm going to shave because they keep falling off."Jimin: "I'll help you shave. There's nothing difficult about shaving. Would you like to become younger?"Taehyung: "Yes, I would."[Jimin swiftly rips Taehyung's fake beard and mustache]Jimin: "There's some tape left on you." *rips tape off Tae's face*Taehyung: "Ah!"Jimin: "How does it feel now that you've shaved?"Taehyung, patting his face: "Ah, yes, it feels nice and clean."Jimin, handing Tae his fake beard and mustache: "Ah, yes, you must take this with you."
EIGHT MONTHS AND 25 EPISODES LATER, BTS VILLAGE IS BACK AND IT'S MORE INTENSE THAN EVER.
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