Run BTS!: Episode 145

[Reading the 'Wanted' poster on the wall]

Yoongi: "'Wanted. We're on a search for thieves who stole the ARMY Bomb Headstone.'"

Namjoon: "'Tall and handsome.'"

Yoongi: "Well, for starters, I'm not tall. I must not be a thief, then."

Hobi, accusing Namjoon, the tallest member: "Magistrate!"

Yoongi: "If you say 'tall'..."

Namjoon: "Let me just say something. It also says 'handsome.' Then I find this man-" *points and Jin* "- suspicious."

[Sees the guards coming]

Jungkook: *swiftly runs the other direction*

Taehyung, pulling out his fake plastic sword: "Hold on. My mustache fell off." *fixes fake mustache* "Are you trying to fight me?! Sure. Bring it on! I'll carve you out!" *backs up slowly and runs away*

Taehyung, still wearing his fake beard and mustache: "I need to fix my hair and makeup. Should I go and shave?"

Jimin: "Is something wrong? Where are you headed?"

Taehyung: "I'm going to shave because they keep falling off."

Jimin: "I'll help you shave. There's nothing difficult about shaving. Would you like to become younger?"

Taehyung: "Yes, I would."

[Jimin swiftly rips Taehyung's fake beard and mustache]

Jimin: "There's some tape left on you." *rips tape off Tae's face*

Taehyung: "Ah!"

Jimin: "How does it feel now that you've shaved?"

Taehyung, patting his face: "Ah, yes, it feels nice and clean."

Jimin, handing Tae his fake beard and mustache: "Ah, yes, you must take this with you."

EIGHT MONTHS AND 25 EPISODES LATER, BTS VILLAGE IS BACK AND IT'S MORE INTENSE THAN EVER.