Friday Five: The Person Who

This week's Friday Five:

1. At a business establishment you patronize regularly, what might the employees refer to you as, when they speak of you behind your back? "The Asian Girl Who Always Wears Black."
2. Similarly, at your places of employment, current and/or past, what do either the patrons or brand-new employees who don't remember your name yet probably refer to you as? "The Asian Girl with Ridiculously Long Eyelashes."
3. Aliens have come to earth to observe families and take notes. If each member of your family is listed as the one who __________, which are you? (Bonus question: What are the others in your family written down as?) I would be the "the one who smokes too much and always wears make-up." My brother would be "the one who likes to work hard and party hard." My mother would be "the one who is neurotically germaphobic." My dad would be "the one who makes lame jokes."
4. You meet someone you had a crush on in high school, someone who didn't know you felt that way (let's say you meet him or her in the grocery store, and that the snow is falling Christmas Eve…). He or she doesn't remember your name, but does remember you. How are you cataloged in this old crush's memory? "The web designer who loves hard rock music and photography."
5. If a hobby of yours were to have some kind of club, and if the other club members only knew you by your particular preferences, styles, or behaviours in that hobby, how would they refer to you? "The Asian Girl with Perfect Winged Liquid Eyeliner and an Affinity for Mascara."